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joe_schmoe
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"I'm enjoying watching hooksaw's gradual descent into madness

--JCASHFAN
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goddammit if i didnt just have an extended LOL out of that.




no offense hookbuddy, its only funny because we love you.... like that crazy uncle who always shows up at family gatherings.

10/29/2007 9:54:07 PM

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I generally try to avoid insulting individuals in TSB, but his "arguments" have dissolved into little more than GTFO and . Its like he is so beat down he can't even put together full sentences. Anyway, he reminds me of this guy:




Hang in there big guy.

10/29/2007 10:09:25 PM

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"joe_schmoe:everytime i start to think HUR might actually be people, he goes and reminds everyone that he's just another misogynistic "trailor trash" frathouse cumsock"

10/30/2007 10:21:42 AM

IMStoned420
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^ cumsock really ties that sentence together

10/30/2007 10:24:38 AM

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^^^^ and ^^^ I often post short responses--offensive though they may sometimes be--because I don't work for anybody here. I'm not going to spend hours tracking down minutiae because they "fail to see" this or that or "remain unconvinced" about my position or are simply trolling.

Let's face it: I could spend hours gathering a long list of evidence about a given topic and many here would never be convinced no matter what I presented. I present a reasonable amount of evidence to support my positions--those with the eyes to see that I am correct, see it.

And if you have an ounce of decency, you will admit the following:

1. Most of those who object to my threads haven't had an original thought in years. These "guardians of perpetual outrage" can only object to this or that--that's all they know how to do. And some are mere trolls.

2. In an attempt to marginalize me and my effect here, a number of users have created a caricature of me that is neither accurate nor fair. As I've indicated, they need some conservative bogeyman to mock to make them feel better and to help allay their fears--particularly their most dreadful fear: that I might actually be right.

3. And if I were as bad as some here claim, there would be "suspend hooksaw" threads posted regularly in FF--but there aren't. Of the three such threads that have ever been posted, one was a "joke," right, schmoe?

In short: I'm nobody's Stepin Fetchit.

To trolls: If you want a toy, go to Wal-Mart--don't play with me.

Is this clear enough?

[Edited on October 30, 2007 at 11:29 PM. Reason : .]

10/30/2007 11:27:28 PM

IMStoned420
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Quote :
""I'm enjoying watching hooksaw's gradual descent into madness

--JCASHFAN"


Quote :
"In an attempt to marginalize me and my effect here

--hooksaw"

10/30/2007 11:33:21 PM

hooksaw
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^
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"cumsock"


You know, "cumsock" really does work rather well.

10/30/2007 11:53:39 PM

joe_schmoe
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"right, schmoe? "


the only time i ever suggested your suspension was totally a joke. it was regarding a Chit Chat thread. i mean, how serious could that be? i think you've feigned enough outrage over that incident by now.

nobody here want to see you suspended. nobody with any sense, anyhow. there's certainly no reason to do so.

there. is that what you want to hear?






[Edited on October 31, 2007 at 12:17 AM. Reason : ]

10/31/2007 12:13:42 AM

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^ No need to get huffy--I was simply confirming that one-third of the three "suspend hooksaw" threads was a "joke."

But you did also suggest that I be "retired" once--was that a joke, too? If so, I can chalk it up to two-thirds.

/message_topic.aspx?topic=485203

Hmm. You made two out of the three "suspend/retire" threads--must've been during your obsession phase. Oh, well--let us not speak of bygones.

[Edited on October 31, 2007 at 12:31 AM. Reason : .]

10/31/2007 12:25:41 AM

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""Do you recognize emoticons, troll?"

No, I prefer thoughts and ideas to some piddly little shit that 14 year old girls use.

"


IMStoned420 to kooksaw


10/31/2007 1:39:36 AM

joe_schmoe
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^^ theres a difference between a joke about suspension, and a serious suggestion for retirement.



now i'm not going to lead the charge or anything, but I'm just sayin' you might want to "consider" the options.

you could retire kooksaw oops, hooksaw, and start over fresh. hell, maybe even engage in normal discussions and create normal threads that use normal rules of logic and whatnot.

but naaah.

on second thought, don't do it. no one here wants to admit it, but we'd miss you.

10/31/2007 1:59:35 PM

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This is a god damn quotes thread. If you want to defend yourself, do it somewhere else. Maybe you should consider the stupid shit coming from your fingers before you click Post Reply! if you don't want to find it in this thread.

10/31/2007 2:02:38 PM

joe_schmoe
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^ are you talking to me? okay, here's a quote for you:

Quote :
"
STFU, pot.

--kettle
"








[Edited on October 31, 2007 at 2:15 PM. Reason : ]

10/31/2007 2:11:26 PM

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I'm talking to all you hypocritical faggots that cry and whine and complain about TreeTwista and I, then turnaround and do the shit yourself.

10/31/2007 2:40:27 PM

joe_schmoe
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anyhow, back to the quotes.

2007 is running out.

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"d rather put someone in office that lies about taking it the ass. As opposed to someone who lies about ramming it in mine.

--eyedrb
"


new spin on an old song.

i chuckled.

10/31/2007 8:37:37 PM

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"bitch you aint got a job.

you so broke your bologna don't even got a first name."


I lol'ed

10/31/2007 11:33:43 PM

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"I just realized that since you lack knowledge of practically every subject, I should be as explicit as possible."


McDanger to hooksaw

11/2/2007 2:41:21 PM

hooksaw
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"McDouche: 'anything that I think is good and that other countries already have is a right....IT JUST HAS TO BE!!' :retard:

common sense: 'um, no it's not. rights are universal, come from "god" or nature, and don't contradict other rights.' :truth:

McDouche: 'That's not how you argue!! Therefore I win. Debate over.' :smug:"


392

11/2/2007 3:04:36 PM

mathman
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Aw man, I was about to post that.

11/4/2007 4:02:23 PM

joe_schmoe
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"I hold a BSBA, and I can tell you that your ignorance is stunning.

-- hooksaw
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holy shit. i think we have a winner

11/5/2007 1:36:16 PM

Erios
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man my words of wisdom get no love in this thread

11/5/2007 5:26:08 PM

joe_schmoe
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"when you try to be the kid on the other side of the ideological seesaw at the expense of being rational, you end up being just as retarded as the other guy

--ssjamind
"


i liked this one. it really rings true, and sums up my problem with certain "liberal" groups lately.





[Edited on November 6, 2007 at 11:05 PM. Reason : ]

11/6/2007 11:03:32 PM

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"I BET THEY STILL SMOKE POLE AMIRITE?!?!?

--spöokyjon"

11/6/2007 11:21:23 PM

joe_schmoe
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so i'm trying to find my favorite Erios quote. first one i considered was this one, and yeah i pretty much agree with everything here...

Quote :
"in my view Iraq is little more than a financial sinkhole created by the neo-cons and left open by the GOP which for political reasons cannot admit their role in perhaps the most extraordinary political, diplomatic, and intelligence failure in our nations' brief history ... and honestly, the odds of us ever reconciling in a way that justifies our sacrifices in Iraq are nigh on astronomical. No matter what, any victory achieved in Iraq will indeed be a hollow one

--Erios "

but it's just too long and lacks a certain 'oomph' to be one of the Quotes of the Year. And wtf does "nigh on" mean? (yea i can kinda guess, but ...)



now this one here is a good solid quote: clever, concise and well-put. and definitely sums up my thoughts lately

Quote :
"I don't care if you're a Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Bull-Moose... I expect rational people to stand against a bill that makes us less American and more like the enemies we're fighting

--Erios "

if i were a sig-block kind of guy, I'd definitely rotate that one in.



so thinking that had cinched it ... then, i found this gem.

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"You fucks have flamed so many threads it makes the baby Jesus cry

--Erios "

and, damn if that didnt just speak to me ... i mean, right to the heart, motherfuckers. right to the heart.





[Edited on November 6, 2007 at 11:48 PM. Reason : ]

11/6/2007 11:31:28 PM

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"Will you stop posting shit like this, motherfucker? If you don't, I'm going to find a nerve center on you--something that really bothers you--and I'm going to focus on it like a laser. I will live and breathe making your day-to-day experience here a living hell. Try me."

--hooksaw

He really has no room to call anyone else a troll anymore. Not to mention he called someone out on the internet, not so he could meet them in person, but so he could threaten them more on the internet. I'm pretty sure that deserves a:

11/7/2007 4:05:39 AM

hooksaw
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^ I don't troll anybody and you know it--that was simply raising the possibility of trolling. I'm too busy fending off the constant attacks here to focus on any one user--unlike you obviously.

11/7/2007 4:11:31 AM

hooksaw
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"personally i wish it was the mulatto versus the Mormon"


drunknloaded

Somebody tell me he's not for real with this kind of shit.

11/7/2007 7:47:28 AM

joe_schmoe
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^ though i wouldnt necessarily phrase it like that, i'd love to see that matchup, myself.

11/7/2007 11:19:37 AM

hooksaw
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"i usually consider poor people uneducated people so i automatically hold them in a lower regard...not all the time...i'm pretty good at making judgement calls imo

i dont know if that answers your question"


drunknloaded on "Poor Folks." What do you think of that trinket?

11/7/2007 11:42:19 PM

JCASHFAN
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"(2) No, you're a "piece of shit"! "
-- hooksaw

Dude must have cleaned up in kindergarten debate class.

11/8/2007 12:18:34 PM

hooksaw
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^


11/8/2007 4:00:09 PM

joe_schmoe
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round 2.

11/8/2007 4:08:43 PM

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"Chance: I am nothing more than a troll."


now here's a funny one

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"Chance: you can always make me out to be nothing more than a troll, which is the farthest thing from the truth"


bwahahahaha "the farthest thing from the truth" lololol

even the 80-90% of TSB thats liberal/left/dem think thats funny

11/13/2007 1:15:24 PM

Chance
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That wasn't even posted in TSB dumbass.

11/13/2007 1:33:16 PM

TreeTwista10
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yeah it was

\message_topic.aspx?topic=455647&page=5#10918961

11/13/2007 1:35:55 PM

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"TreeTwista10
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Fred Thompson is tall and has a powerful voice...in the modern media day thats all he will need and he WILL be the next President

7/13/2007 8:02:07 PM"

11/19/2007 7:07:01 PM

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"theDuke866

Anyone who thinks we shouldn't get valuable intel from extremely dangerous terrorists by any means necessary is "full of shit and/or retarded." And don't dish out the insults unless you can't take them, Duke.

I would put jumper cables on a terrorist's fucking balls--positive and negative, of course--and hook them to a redlining dragster if that's what it took. Then, after I got the information, I'd take him in a room with a drain in the middle of it and put two bullets in his fucking brain. But just before he died I would whisper in his ear, "You could have died on the battlefield with honor, motherfucker. Now look at you."

In case some of you have forgotten, our enemies, the Islamofascists, don't just pour water on your head--they cut the motherfucker off. "


-- hooksaw

Ahahahahaha the most hilarious shit I've read this month, hands down.

11/21/2007 2:37:32 AM

hooksaw
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This one's better.

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"McDouche: 'anything that I think is good and that other countries already have is a right....IT JUST HAS TO BE!!' :retard:

common sense: 'um, no it's not. rights are universal, come from "god" or nature, and don't contradict other rights.' :truth:

McDouche: 'That's not how you argue!! Therefore I win. Debate over.' :smug:"

11/21/2007 2:51:23 AM

McDanger
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I can just feel how serious you were when you wrote that.... ahahahaha

11/21/2007 2:52:24 AM

hooksaw
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You have a firm grasp of the obvious, McDouche.

11/21/2007 2:58:26 AM

McDanger
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Just the way it drips of your pathetic internet tough-guy fantasies... ahahahaha

fucking

gold

11/21/2007 3:01:56 AM

hooksaw
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McDouche

11/21/2007 3:10:55 AM

McDanger
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Ahaha that's the best you can do. Fucking pathetic, man. Why don't you go dream up more tough-guy scenarios where you save the city from a bomb at the last minute because of all the ROUGH AND TOUGH things you're willing to do to terrorists? Go get em, cowboy!!!

11/21/2007 3:14:03 AM

hooksaw
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McDouche

11/21/2007 3:15:00 AM

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11/21/2007 7:20:19 AM

TreeTwista10
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(McDanger after just smoking a joint)



(McDanger pictured on right, Unknown pictured on left)

11/21/2007 11:19:11 AM

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So you just compared him to a movie star that gets mad ass while continuing to be afraid of putting your picture up for the wolf web to judge. You'll even bitch out call this comment gay or some equivalent, continuing to shirk manhood. Congrats, you're a child.

11/21/2007 11:23:47 AM

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Quote :
"you just compared him to a movie star that gets mad ass "


or a movie CHARACTER that TAKES it in the ass

Quote :
"McDanger pictured on right, Unknown Gay409c pictured on left"


thanks for clearing that up

11/21/2007 11:28:34 AM

Chance
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You've been owned again boy!

Oh, and get this shit out of a legit thread

/message_topic.aspx?topic=500208&page=3#10950156

11/21/2007 11:29:14 AM

McDanger
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Actually... this is me and nutsmackr on the left:



... to be precise.

11/21/2007 11:29:50 AM

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